Merchandise · coming soon

Prints for people who already own a hand lens.

v1 is a catalog of objects we want to exist: posters, a kids coloring book, an adult “cabinet” book, and a tee. Cards are polished. Checkout is not. Nothing here is a live product.

Brass microscope-bezel poster of a coral tardigrade

Coming soon

Scope bezel poster

Hypsibius in a brass eyepiece. Vertical print, cream margin, the poster we would hang above a stereoscope.

Print · TBA

Landscape poster of a giant tardigrade on a mossy boulder

Coming soon

Field-note poster

Astrobiology-national-park crossover. A water bear as a monument on a moss boulder. Landscape.

Print · TBA

Active versus tun illustrated poster

Coming soon

Active / tun poster

The only infographic we needed. Two states, one animal, moss and cracks.

Print · TBA

Moss Piglets kids coloring book cover

Coming soon

Moss Piglets — kids book

A water-bear coloring book for small humans. Line art, moss clumps, eight legs that are allowed to be chubby.

Paperback · TBA

Tardigrada adult coloring cabinet cover

Coming soon

Tardigrada — adult cabinet

Engraved-plate energy. Stylets, claws, tuns, a brass microscope. For people who color with a 0.3 mm pen.

Paperback · TBA

Folded charcoal tee with coral tardigrade print

Coming soon

Eyepiece tee

Coral water bear in a brass ring, charcoal-green cotton. Screen-print simple, moss optional.

Tee · TBA

Also in the dream drawer

Gutter-moss enamel pin. A Doyère 1849 plate reprint. Kids’ stickers of Echiniscus armor. We will not take card numbers until something can ship. Historic plates on this site are already free to print — credit Goeze, Doyère, and Richters, and check the license on CREDITS.md.